Couldn't resist this...

[Nicobulus]

A customer walks into a bike shop and holds up a circular object to one of the staff.

"It's a wheel", replies the obviously well trained LBS attendant.

"That's not true" says customer.

I'll get me coat. Merry Xmas.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Buckles with laughter....

Merry Xmas to you, too

 

[Peteaud]

The well trained LBS assistant, was he / she well SPOKEn?

 

[PaulB]

That's old and tyred.

 

[Fnaar]

My nipples need greasing

 

[Peteaud]

My nipples need greasing

Well i hope your flange is ok.

 

[BrumJim]

That was gRim.

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

Irresistible..

 

[Nigeyy]

I bet that joke will go around.....

 

[Drago]

I exspoke we should be laughing.

 

[Globalti]

I'm bearing up....

 

[snorri]

We seem to be saddled with rubbish jokes these days

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I was going to mention tweaking nipples but I decided I ought to TREAD carefully....

 

[Night Train]

Someone clearly needs this Christmas brake but lets not deflate his good intentions or puncture his spirit, the pressure must have been high.

Anyway, must have taken balls to post that joke.