ComedyPilot
Secret Lemonade Drinker
- Location
- The Kingdom of Yorkshire
I drive in towns. I drive at a speed in which I can SAFELY bring my vehicle to a stop in the distance I see to be clear.
I drive EXPECTING a child to run out from between parked cars, when they don't, then it's a bonus.
Trouble is, the vast majority of people (which doesn't make it right) drive in a selfish, blinkered and dangerous manner, and thereby need kids in reflective tabbards to compensate for the shortcomings in their driving.
Teachers dress kids in Hi Viz to please anxious parents, whose own vehicles clogging the roads at school-run time pose the greatest threat to the kids' well-being.
I drive EXPECTING a child to run out from between parked cars, when they don't, then it's a bonus.
Trouble is, the vast majority of people (which doesn't make it right) drive in a selfish, blinkered and dangerous manner, and thereby need kids in reflective tabbards to compensate for the shortcomings in their driving.
Teachers dress kids in Hi Viz to please anxious parents, whose own vehicles clogging the roads at school-run time pose the greatest threat to the kids' well-being.