Crop Circles

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welsh dragon

Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
You mean aliens have access to a length of washing line and a garden roller! They must be a really advanced civilisation, travelling across the galaxy, and using those everyday objects to make patterns! ^_^


Don't be ridiculous. Washing lines? Garden rollers? Your taking the mick. Next you'll be telling me santa claus isn't real. Stupid man:eek: :whistle:
 
I saw this one two yers ago near me, but not seen them since
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raleighnut

Legendary Member
Its not a garden roller they use, its a plank of wood with a hole near each end with a length of rope looped through. Also the yield from the field is hardly affected (have you ever been near a working modern combine, awesome bit of kit)
 

raleighnut

Legendary Member
Was there a time when it fetched a premium for crop circle beer, or do I imagine this?
Possible but only if its Barley, you can get Wheat beers but they're pretty rank in comparison My Finnish ex-girlfriend was allergic to the Barley in beer so she either drank cider or wheat beers in British pubs when not on vodka at home ( its a Finnish thing as beer and all alcohol for that matter is very expensive in their country so they get hammered before they go out, and when I say hammered that's an understatement. Freeze distilled bathtub hooch is a speciality as well)
I don't think its a coincidence that the 'World Air Guitar Championship' is held in Finland.
 

Globalti

Legendary Member
I saw this one two yers ago near me, but not seen them since
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Oops, the very obvious trail in the wheat between the camera and the artwork is a bit of a clue, isn't it! Or maybe the alien artist needed a tree and wandered off for a minute?
 

up hill struggle

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im getting the feeling the all mighty all knowledgeable was correct.

and to think i doubted him when he said we could take mans form & live side by side until the order to exterminate the lower life form was given.

even when we get pi55ed on friday nights on our way back from the intergalactic boozer and leave warning signs of your inevitable destruction you silly humans call them crop circles & take pictures.

our day will come when the word is given we shall shed our human skins & crush the lower life forms below our

oh, oh dear. I do believe that ive forgotten to take my medication again.

still at least time i wasn't convinced i was superman & could fly.
 

raleighnut

Legendary Member
im getting the feeling the all mighty all knowledgeable was correct.

and to think i doubted him when he said we could take mans form & live side by side until the order to exterminate the lower life form was given.

even when we get pi55ed on friday nights on our way back from the intergalactic boozer and leave warning signs of your inevitable destruction you silly humans call them crop circles & take pictures.

our day will come when the word is given we shall shed our human skins & crush the lower life forms below our

oh, oh dear. I do believe that ive forgotten to take my medication again.

still at least time i wasn't convinced i was superman & could fly.
We'll send David Icke round later to get an interview
 

up hill struggle

Well-Known Member
not a problem, i'll be the dissecting a cow to leave in a farmers field somewhere & polishing the entire fleets collection of anal probes as punishment for breaking my cover in the earlier post

:crazy: its happening again, i really must ask doc to increase meds
 
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