Fnaar
Smutmaster General
- Location
- Thumberland
This one is hard, long and pointy, and makes a buzzing noise. Any takers?
Hold on, shouldn't these Magnums be in the fridge?![]()

This one is hard, long and pointy, and makes a buzzing noise. Any takers?
It's not that long. It's about 8 inches.OOh! A light sabre!
It's not that long. It's about 8 inches.
Nah, probably a chewy toy for Coffeejo's dog.There's a box which squeaks when you shake it ... probably for @Potsy for his multitude of pussies he keeps producing photos of.
So that's were they are. They were sold out at Asda.Ah! One of those handheld blender things.
A box of Lego, I think. That'll be for Archie. A Sting record.......that's For Three Bikes McGinty. A box of spare fingers and toes......that's for Accountantpete. A pair of arm bands and a rubber ring......that'll be for TVC.
What a mess you have left on Shaun's desk! He will need to use it this weekend.Sting record, pitchfork up the jackson and mayonnaise recipes, ain't I doing well!
Plane ticket to Argentina here for someone...wonder who'd like to go there?
OK, no takers, I'll have it for myself then.

One way? We can hope![]()

Sting record, pitchfork up the jackson and mayonnaise recipes, ain't I doing well!
Plane ticket to Argentina here for someone...wonder who'd like to go there?
OK, no takers, I'll have it for myself then.
How did you know? 
It would also give me time to save up for the return ticket. 