Cyclist gets points on licence

[Crankarm]

I like maps though - especially on long journeys (assuming you leave a bit of time)

Often you can look at the map and notice a little something - like an interesting looking place to stop and have a break - a few miles off your route, which unless you pre-programme it the satnav would ignore

I never stop at service stations but look for interesting looking little villages etc 5-10 miles off the main road.

It's amazing what secret joys you find

Yes such joys - places that time forgot. Villages where everything is eerily quiet and lace curtains twitch behind leadened windows which conceal sordid iniquities and corpses - Middle England - Midsummer Murders and the land of the nosey Miss Marple .