Dead Man Typing

[Beardie]

Split the laminate on all the other doors so they all match!

 

[jayonabike]

I take it that the door is at head height? Swap it for a door from under the work-top and it wont be as noticeable

 

[addictfreak]

Tell her you been sh*gging her sister. That will take her mind off it!

 

[Brains]

Are you trying to tell us you wife would have prefered a short screw over the kitchen worktop rather than the long screw that she got ?

 

[colly]

How about just standing in front of the door when she is in the kitchen.

 

[vernon]

How about just standing in front of the door when she is in the kitchen.

Take all of the doors off and tell her that it's the new look from 'Pimp my Kitchen'

 

[swee'pea99]

You're doomed. I feel for you. What I feel is 'I'm glad it's you & not me'. I hear Australia's nice.

 

[Aperitif]

Quit with all these excuses - it's an 'open and shut' case. Your kitchen door deserved a 'smaller thread' Kestevan!

 

[Kestevan]

Unbelievably I got away with it (sort of).

I lifted the laminate with a scalpel blade, then squirted super glue behind it, and pressed it back with a piece of wood and a G clamp ( Good call JC). Then swapped the door for one lower down and more "hidden"

There is a small area of damage, but it's not particularly obvious....That's me by the way, nothing to do with the door.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Well bodged that man!

 

[Zippy]

Now its on the lower door, get her to ram the hoover into it so the crack is her fault!