betty swollocks
large member
Dear God, I think we ought to come to some sort of agreement about this forthcoming winter, because, to be honest, it’s not looking good so far and we’re not even really there yet.
Granted, we probably need a spot of rain to fill up the reservoirs and top up the rivers after the very acceptable summer you gave us and thanks for that and I acknowledge that it’s only fair that we have a winter, so that the Kiwis can have a spot of warmth, BUT, I really can’t put up with day after sodding day of rain and grey skies, when all the roads remain wet and muddy for weeks on end and it never really gets light.
So, please, I’d like a bright, blue-skied frosty, crunchy winter with little, or better still, no rain, so that the roads remain dry and I don’t have to clean my bikes after every ride. If you you do notice a shortfall in the precipitation dept, please send a top-up in the form of snow and then only for a few days at a time. It is beautiful when it’s fresh and I can have rides on my mountain bike with the studded tyres and also have a few snowball fights, BUT, when it gets all filthy and slushy, I want it to be gone please and for the blue skies to return.
And then around Feb time when the daffys are poking out nervously from their underground hideouts, I want to be caressed by the first sweet warm zephyrs of spring and see a few more definite signs, like the speculating rooks have for a few weeks previously from their tree-top abodes, that winter is gone.
If you can do this for me, I promise you I will delete my entire library of files from www.bigbouncingboobedbabesonbikes, which I have been assiduously downloading for the past decade and seek out and attend a performance of the Messiah - y'know, that well-known musical about your lad.
Thank you.
Love, betty
Granted, we probably need a spot of rain to fill up the reservoirs and top up the rivers after the very acceptable summer you gave us and thanks for that and I acknowledge that it’s only fair that we have a winter, so that the Kiwis can have a spot of warmth, BUT, I really can’t put up with day after sodding day of rain and grey skies, when all the roads remain wet and muddy for weeks on end and it never really gets light.
So, please, I’d like a bright, blue-skied frosty, crunchy winter with little, or better still, no rain, so that the roads remain dry and I don’t have to clean my bikes after every ride. If you you do notice a shortfall in the precipitation dept, please send a top-up in the form of snow and then only for a few days at a time. It is beautiful when it’s fresh and I can have rides on my mountain bike with the studded tyres and also have a few snowball fights, BUT, when it gets all filthy and slushy, I want it to be gone please and for the blue skies to return.
And then around Feb time when the daffys are poking out nervously from their underground hideouts, I want to be caressed by the first sweet warm zephyrs of spring and see a few more definite signs, like the speculating rooks have for a few weeks previously from their tree-top abodes, that winter is gone.
If you can do this for me, I promise you I will delete my entire library of files from www.bigbouncingboobedbabesonbikes, which I have been assiduously downloading for the past decade and seek out and attend a performance of the Messiah - y'know, that well-known musical about your lad.
Thank you.
Love, betty
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