Death is near...

[AndyRM]

So, I'm not entirely sure what to make of the latest addition to the alley behind our house.

Is it a threat to the elderly?

A poorly conceived art installation by a student destined to fail their HND in art studies?

Or perhaps a comment on the frailty of the human condition?

Sadly, I suspect I will never find out, though I'm tempted to paint a response and see if I can start a conversation.

 

[classic33]

So, I'm not entirely sure what to make of the latest addition to the alley behind our house.

Is it a threat to the elderly?

A poorly conceived art installation by a student destined to fail their HND in art studies?

Or perhaps a comment on the frailty of the human condition?

Sadly, I suspect I will never find out, though I'm tempted to paint a response and see if I can start a conversation.

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Nothing to do with me. Be interesting to see if you got a response, or a fine for the graffiti though.
Death has left its zimmer frame behind, so it'll be nearby.

 

[HLaB]

You did search your alley way properly? There's probably some poor b@gger about to die who has scrawled that in blood

 

[Saluki]

Start a conversation. Take pictures

 

[AndyRM]

My current plan involves writing 'Where abouts then?' (unless you lot have a better suggestion) and leave it for a week.

If I don't get a response I'll cover it over as I've a tub of masonry paint in the shed.

 

[welsh dragon]

My current plan involves writing 'Where abouts then?' (unless you lot have a better suggestion) and leave it for a week.

If I don't get a response I'll cover it over as I've a tub of masonry paint in the shed.

Sounds like a plan.

 

[classic33]

My current plan involves writing 'Where abouts then?' (unless you lot have a better suggestion) and leave it for a week.

If I don't get a response I'll cover it over as I've a tub of masonry paint in the shed.

Set up a meeting!

 

[AndyRM]

More W*nksy than Banksy to be honest...

 

[Bollo]

You might want to start by pointing out that 'near' doesn't have an apostrophe.

 

[DCLane]

Add underneath - "whose, yours or mine?"

 

[AndyRM]

Add underneath - "whose, yours or mine?"

Boom. That's excellent!

I think I'll write my response on a bit of paper and gaffer tape it to the wall so I'm not permanently contributing further to what is a bit of an eyesore, which is saying something for a Wallsend back alley (paging @Fnaar).

 

[Cubist]

The figure to the left of the writing is, I suspect, a depiction of the Slender Man.

 

[Fnaar]

a Wallsend back alley (paging @Fnaar).

Bit clarty is it?

 

[ComedyPilot]

Reply in cold, hard, Times New Roman Caps Lock...

"YOURS WILL BE IF YOU PAINT ON MY ****ING WALL AGAIN..."

 

[AndyRM]

The threat has faded, for now.

Unfortunately, the reaper seems to have claimed a victim...