Do not copy this one :(

[Dave7]

2 nights ago I did a curry for 3 of us.
I was using a jar of Aldi paste (it's very good imo) so in order to pad it out I.......
1. Added a can of chopped tomatoes.
2. Added some chilli and curry powder.
WOW!!!! ...hot is an understatement.
All I had to cool it down was yogurt and suger.....it need mango chutney to have any real chance.
We got it down BUT I have some left over which I have to eat. I will get some mango chutney for me .

 

[FrankCrank]

They say a proper curry always burns twice

 

[raleighnut]

2 nights ago I did a curry for 3 of us.
I was using a jar of Aldi paste (it's very good imo) so in order to pad it out I.......
1. Added a can of chopped tomatoes.
2. Added some chilli and curry powder.
WOW!!!! ...hot is an understatement.
All I had to cool it down was yogurt and suger.....it need mango chutney to have any real chance.
We got it down BUT I have some left over which I have to eat. I will get some mango chutney for me .

We grew some 'Scotch Bonnet' Chillies this year, well tell a lie we grew a plant last year that didn't do too well but we managed to 'over-winter' it in the Conservatory then potted it up and after waiting for the risk of frost to pass put it on the Patio. a few months later we potted it on again into a 9" pot and we've been rewarded with a bumper crop..................Last year 2 Chillies, this year 80-100 from a sizeable bush.

Not all of them are that hot but some are blistering so it's a bit like 'Chilli Roulete' when cooking with them.

 

[Windle]

We grew some 'Scotch Bonnet' Chillies this year, well tell a lie we grew a plant last year that didn't do too well but we managed to 'over-winter' it in the Conservatory then potted it up and after waiting for the risk of frost to pass put it on the Patio. a few months later we potted it on again into a 9" pot and we've been rewarded with a bumper crop..................Last year 2 Chillies, this year 80-100 from a sizeable bush.

Not all of them are that hot but some are blistering so it's a bit like 'Chilli Roulete' when cooking with them.

And fart roulette later on after you've eaten it.

 

[raleighnut]

And fart roulette later on after you've eaten it.

Nah since passing 60 I've never trusted a fart, off to the loo everytime for me,
2 benefits;
Farts are louder when perched over the loo in a tiled lavvy............It's like an 'echo chamber'
I'm far more acceptable in social settings with 'women of a certain age' (i.e My Age)

 

[BigSid]

They say a proper curry always burns twice

Which is why you should keep a roll of Andrex in the fridge.

 

[dicko]

I helped prepare our curry with my wife she let me chop the meat and the chillies then I visited the toilet without washing my hands properly first. The pain was excruciating.

 

[stephec]

Will you be posting in the fart thread later Dave? 😂