'Do you know who I am?'

[ComedyPilot]

Well, according to google, I am an american TV Writer.

So if you put your name into google, who is the first result?

Are you a doctor, fireman, singer, actor?

BTW, no need to actually tell us your name.

 

[Archie_tect]

I'm me...

 

[Norm]

A Dalek from the original Doctor Who

 

[smokeysmoo]

I'm me...

+1, the first 4 results in fact are me

 

[ComedyPilot]

Ok, other than you, who are you?

 

[byegad]

First two are me. Then several relatives. Rare names are like that.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I'm a tight end apparently! This appears to be something to do with playing American eggball.

 

[Oldspice]

Yech! she really should not do that on a car (and that's with safe search)

 

[Arch]

I'm a watercolour painter.

Ironic, because I've always admired watercolours, but never mastered them.

 

[ashworthacca]

I run a Leather Workshop in Wales after serving as a Royal Marine.

 

[TVC]

I'm a web designer and a baseball pitcher.

Who knew?

 

[numbnuts]

According to the Urban dictionary -
1. The stupidest of the stupid. A complete dumbass, one whose intelligence quotient does not surpass that of the average rock.
2. An utter disgrace of humanity.
3. One whose purpose in life is meaningless; a complete and total waste of life.
4. An ignorant, arrogant peanut.

How can they be so wrong right

 

[biggs682]

i am a person who has connections in leicester ????

 

[TVC]

i am a person who has connections in leicester ????

All the best people do.

 

[Jimmy Doug]

I am a famous punk rocker.