Does Anyone Like Hacks?

[Aperitif]

My Dad taught me all I know about Hacks...Paul Gascoigne used to 'sneeze a lot' but never got to grips with them...

"Ahm joost on t'train to Rothbury, to see Moaty...I'll be back as soon as like.."

 

[rich p]

Ivor Chestikov is suing too apparently. He is marching to different tunes though

 

[vernon]

Wasn't Moaty a fisherman's friend?

'In a bizarre twist Paul Gascoigne has arrived in Rothbury and revealed that he knows the gunman. The footballer, who arrived with a can of lager, some chicken, a fishing rod and something to keep him warm, said he hoped the stand-off would end peacefully and referred to the gunman as “Moaty”.'

With Gazza you couldn't make mit up if you tried.

 

[snorri]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B002YIXR...ve=22110&creativeASIN=B002YIXRRO&linkCode=asn

Snowfire is the beesknees for hacks.

 

[krushavik]

When I started cycling I had no idea how hard it was and one day I rode to Southport in the winter time. On the way home I felt terrible no energy and light headed and the only thing I had was a packet of Hacks and it was only them that got me home, and a valuable lesson was lean't.