Does this mean i am old.

[postman]

Today a youngman stepped onto the grass allowing me to stay on the tarmac,i was out for a walk and the path was very narrow.It's all downhill from now on.

 

[Booyaa]

Distinguished...

 

[Hill Wimp]

I think you should put that young man in a museum he is that rare.

 

[TonyEnjoyD]

As the saying goes, "you're only as old as the woman you feel" and as my wife if 15 years younger than me, it's only my body that's 51

 

[ColinJ]

As the saying goes, "you're only as old as the woman you feel" and as my wife if 15 years younger than me, it's only my body that's 51

As a woman-free man, that probably makes me a foetus!

 

[Berties]

I still pray that I will get a id check when buying alcohol,
Well we can hope end wish can't we?

 

[ColinJ]

When pensioners start giving up their seats to you on public transport, that's when you know that you are getting old, or at least you look old!

 

[ScotiaLass]

Today a youngman stepped onto the grass allowing me to stay on the tarmac,i was out for a walk and the path was very narrow.It's all downhill from now on.

No. It means his parents brought him up with a bit of respect

 

[Biker Joe]

Today a youngman stepped onto the grass allowing me to stay on the tarmac,i was out for a walk and the path was very narrow.It's all downhill from now on.

It's not downhill my friend. You got a bit of respect.

 

[ayceejay]

Walking in Montreal streets is the pits, people walk straight at you and turn a shoulder just before you collide, if someone moves to the side it is not because you are old it is because they are a foreigner.

 

[accountantpete]

He saw the pile of dogs**** on the tarmac.

 

[Puddles]

I still pray that I will get a id check when buying alcohol,
Well we can hope end wish can't we?

Last time it happened to me was on my 33rd birthday I was over the moon when the lady said I was not sure you were over 25 I think she needed her glasses checking!