Dog barking machine

[PaulSecteur]

Hi,

Does anyone know where I can get a dog barking machine from?

I want to be just like a lot of people that live near me and have a dog barking in the yard for no reason, but I don't want to either be picking up dog poo, or have a yard full of turds.

The louder the machine the better, and if it can be programmed to bark insults at the other dogs so they feel compelled to bark back so much the better. After all, who wants peace and quiet when there is the option of K9 communications to listen to. The highlight though is when the human owner bark "SHUT UP" at them. Class.

All help appreciated!!!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

It used to be called a tape recorder in my day. There must be a digital gizmo equivalent these days.

 

[Drago]

I feel your pain. There's a dilbert up the road with an illegally loud Hardly Divvyson who keeps setting off the alarm on my truck. I think I may soon reverse over his antisocial pile of kack. Accidentally, of course.

 

[HertzvanRental]

I feel your pain. There's a dilbert up the road with an illegally loud Hardly Divvyson who keeps setting off the alarm on my truck. I think I may soon reverse over his antisocial pile of kack. Accidentally, of course.

That's ok. "Milwaukee Tractors" don't count as proper motor cycles!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

http://www.soundsnap.com/tags/barking

 

[ufkacbln]

All the usual suspects, Amazon.. et al

 

[Drago]

I've half a mind to get the VMax MOTd and do the same to him at 3am.

 

[classic33]

http://www.clifford-james.co.uk/buy.cfm/security/barking-dog-alarm/68/yes/57295

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjKc6t_R9ko

http://www.securitycameraking.com/electronic-barking-dog-alarm-58456-prd1.html

 

[classic33]

Its just to scare Granville really!

 

[ufkacbln]

How old are they?

TeenBuzz works well

We used to have kids on the green area beside the house, but this at full volume soon sorted that

(Florence Foster Jenkins at full volume also works)

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I've half a mind...

 

[slowmotion]

Amazon do a package that includes an industrially loud dog barker and a couple of badly adjusted searchlight-bright security lights. You can add in a burglar alarm that never cuts off as an extra.

 

[Piemaster]

a dog barking in the yard for no reason

The dogs probably think there is an awesome reason for barking. Best thing ever!

I've actually just realised we're the only ones of our surrounding neighbours that don't have a dog, such is the noise level. They are all pretty good with barking in that I usually spot why. Even the cat staring at them through the fence only seems to agitate one of them.

 

[Gravity Aided]

I have noticed that sometimes my dog goes outdoors and barks just to set the other dogs off.
Or maybe it is some sort of roll call.

 

[shouldbeinbed]

We have very quiet dogs, they never bark outside or at others. We only hear them if one has piled all the beds up and the others want one back.