Don't eat cheese before bed.

[Rhythm Thief]

Last night I dreamt that I got home to find Bonj in bed with Ms RT.

 

[Keith Oates]

I would call that something different from a 'dream'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[domtyler]

what does he look like?

While having sex?

 

[rich p]

She must have done something terrible to get that sort of punishment

 

[Aperitif]

Does Mrs RT wear mudguards in bed?

 

[abchandler]

Bonj refuses to use that kind of protection.

 

[Bigtallfatbloke]

..and then you fell asleep right?

 

[walker]

did you join in?

 

[Rob S]

Was Bonj complaining about everyone saying they have a better performance than him?

 

[Rhythm Thief]

what does he look like?

In the dream, he was black. It was definitely Bonj though.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

She must have done something terrible to get that sort of punishment

I must have done something terrible to have that sort of dream.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

did you join in?

 

[Hover Fly]

Last night I dreamt that I was in bed with my future mother in law. Apparently "A go on her chebs" was strictly out of the question.

 

[Hover Fly]

A bit back I dreamt that I was on a TGV going to Bordeaux, but the coach was full of policewomen from different European countries, all with a "modification" to the "lower back" of their uniforms. Apparently I talk in my sleep. Mme HF wants to know what I was taking photos of "for a speciality website".

 

[Milo]

I was having a fight with a giant worm last night.