Dont go jogging near David Cameron!

[G3CWI]

the man almost collide with the Prime Minister

Neither party was wearing a helmet.

 

[KneesUp]

If I had ebola, it would be my dying wish to go for a jog near David Cameron

 

[Pale Rider]

If I had ebola, it would be my dying wish to go for a jog near David Cameron

Wishing a medical death on someone is not very nice, is it?

You need to relax a bit.

I have a policy of worrying about these people as much as they worry about me, which is not a lot.

 

[KneesUp]

Wishing a medical death on someone is not very nice, is it?

You need to relax a bit.

I have a policy of worrying about these people as much as they worry about me, which is not a lot.

You would have a point if I was being serious. The little smiley faced chap on the end is a clue that I wasn't.

 

[Pale Rider]

You would have a point if I was being serious. The little smiley faced chap on the end is a clue that I wasn't.

Ah, humour, gotcha, same presumably as your other post in this thread which relates to locking Cameron in the Tower of London.

Politicians have always been fair game, so you are only continuing a long tradition.

 

[KneesUp]

Ah, humour, gotcha, same presumably as your other post in this thread which relates to locking Cameron in the Tower of London.

Politicians have always been fair game, so you are only continuing a long tradition.

I'd suggest that accidentally losing Scotland would be treason, and traditionally that has meant a stay in the Tower.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Ah, humour, gotcha, same presumably as your other post in this thread which relates to locking Cameron in the Tower of London.

Politicians have always been fair game, so you are only continuing a long tradition.

And a good tradition it is too, be dull if the planet stopped taking the waz out of politicians, especially the ridiculously stupid ones which is nearly all of them. I had half a mind to go into politics, it's all you need apparently.

 

[Deleted member 26715]

And a good tradition it is too, be dull if the planet stopped taking the waz out of politicians, especially the ridiculously stupid ones which is nearly all of them. I had half a mind to go into politics, it's all you need apparently.

Are you also good at creative accounting, like forgetting that you paid your mortgage off 3 years ago & continued to claim for it?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Are you also good at creative accounting, like forgetting that you paid your mortgage off 3 years ago & continued to claim for it?

One of the guys I work with (bit older than me) used to count down his mortgage payments, I can remember him paying the last one and being joyously free of the mortgage millstone. I thought of that when that pillock said he'd forgotten he'd paid it off.

 

[GrumpyGregry]

If I had ebola, it would be my dying wish to go for a jog near David Cameron

If you had Ebola, such that you could pass it on, you'd be in no fit state to go jogging.

 

[KneesUp]

If you had Ebola, such that you could pass it on, you'd be in no fit state to go jogging.

Well that's my cunning plan ruined.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Well that's my cunning plan ruined.

Yes, it looks like you're going to have to go for the French kiss option....

 

[Shut Up Legs]

Mincemeat, I suspect.

Ah, but it would have been mincemeat covered from all possible angles and frame rates .

 

[KneesUp]

Yes, it looks like you're going to have to go for the French kiss option....

I'll stick with my Pob impression if that's ok with you. I reckon I'd get away with it because at first he'd think I was Michael Gove.