bauldbairn
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Nah. Those guys are headed for a brush with the law...The investigation was a whitewash?
This happened to a friend of mine. He put three 20litre pots of brown gloss on his backseat, and he and his son set off to to do their paint job.
Halfway there, a cat or something ran into the road, and the guy does an emergency stop - all three tins catapult into the back seats, and come open; one gets stuck between the seats, and gloops down onto their jeans, the other two slop into the footwells and pour through onto their feet.
So they jump out, and start dragging the carpet and mats out, unaware that it looks as though someone has had the biggest surprise diarrhoea ever.![]()