jiggerypokery
Über Member
- Location
- Solihull
Hack 1# Due to the credit crunch, down sizing and the fact that the company I work for couldn't make a decent mobile phone if we tried my office is now closed and I work from home - so no comute to work and no training miles any more! Boy do I miss my twice daily rides and jeez is it beginning to
show in terms of my fat belly and poor times on both the track and TT's! I know I could fit some in at the weekends and evenings but Mrs JP is a hard woman to bargain with esp since the arrival of the Small Boy last year.
Up side - I get to take Small boy to nursery every day
and hang out with the yummy mummies!
Hack 2# Funking pavement riders! At the time of day that Small Boy is taken to nursery it's get to work and skool time. The kids on bikes I don't care about, they're kids after all. It's the adults, scores of them, some on halfords £50 specials, other kitted up to the 9's ALL on the bloody pavement, all expecting me and Small Boy in his buggy to get out of the way. I make a stand and hold my ground in the middle of the pavement but woe betide me if any one should fail to give way and hit Small Boy as Mrs JP will have my guts. I absolutely loathe these adults who have no consideration, are breaking the law, putting others at risk and all because they're too much of a wuss to ride on the roads.
So...to bastardise a phrase I saw on BSNY...
All you pavement riders suck my balls!
show in terms of my fat belly and poor times on both the track and TT's! I know I could fit some in at the weekends and evenings but Mrs JP is a hard woman to bargain with esp since the arrival of the Small Boy last year.
Up side - I get to take Small boy to nursery every day
and hang out with the yummy mummies! Hack 2# Funking pavement riders! At the time of day that Small Boy is taken to nursery it's get to work and skool time. The kids on bikes I don't care about, they're kids after all. It's the adults, scores of them, some on halfords £50 specials, other kitted up to the 9's ALL on the bloody pavement, all expecting me and Small Boy in his buggy to get out of the way. I make a stand and hold my ground in the middle of the pavement but woe betide me if any one should fail to give way and hit Small Boy as Mrs JP will have my guts. I absolutely loathe these adults who have no consideration, are breaking the law, putting others at risk and all because they're too much of a wuss to ride on the roads.
So...to bastardise a phrase I saw on BSNY...
All you pavement riders suck my balls!
