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postman

Legendary Member
Location
,Leeds
Dr Vernon will be taking private patients only this week.You were spot on with your diagnosis Dr Vernon.It is cellulitis and we will keep an eye on it.My foot looks like the end of a 5lb sledge hammer,but i have been out all day,in a pub with my post office mates.I only drink soft drinks.But the leg is in a right state.So i might need another consultation Dr Vernon.
 

Beebo

Firm and Fruity
Location
Hexleybeef
[QUOTE 2972190, member: 259"]Keep taking the pies - GWS Postie![/quote]
washed down with absinthe
 

vernon

Harder than Ronnie Pickering
Location
Meanwood, Leeds
Sounds painful Postman, GWS.

Imagine a thousand fish hooks embedded in your lower leg and any movement that provokes a minor change in blood pressure e.g. sitting up, lying down and raising ones arms prompts a thousand imaginary lines attached to the imaginary fish hooks being pulled simultaneously......

I really enjoyed the dreams during my month on Tramadol.......
 
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postman

postman

Legendary Member
Location
,Leeds
The skin is TIGHT i cannot spell tawt:rolleyes:.The inside of my leg feels like its on fire it's swollen and resting it,is a laugh because when you stand up the hot pain seems to be inside the bone,i have a good few days ahead of me.
 
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