Dutch style - 10,000 Shoplifter

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SD1

Guest
If anyone knows of a similar shop with the same policy that is close to the 10,000 shoplifter score please let me know.....I like cake.
 

raleighnut

Legendary Member
A mate of mine was the uniformed security guy in Sainsbury's on Humberstone Gate in Leicester and most times I went in there he'd follow me around the shop sneaking around and peering at me around corners until he'd built up quite an audience then creep up behind me and clap his hand on my shoulder. What the 'watchers' didn't expect was for me to turn round, greet him and for us to shake hands :becool:
They used to look so disappointed. :giggle:
 

Bobby Mhor

Legendary Member
Location
Behind You
The nearest large Tesco to here (location withheld to avoid upsetting @Bobby Mhor :laugh:) better make sure they've got a load of flowers and cake in then. 10,000th shoplifter is probably a weekly event.
@Brandane
Eh, as a store boy in a even then fading holiday resort....
I was assigned 'keep an eye on' duties....
It was not the young 'uns who were the culprits....
the excuses? wow....

oh and that was a long, long time ago:whistle:
the Moorings still had Charlie Harkin's Kit Kat band playing...
 

Mrs M

Guru
Location
Aberdeenshire
I didn't like that much :sad:.
Ok, she's a shoplifter but actually felt quite sorry for her.
Maybe I'm getting softer as I get older!?
 
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