Earl Grey Tea?

[Breedon]

Earl Grey is vile and disgusting!

Im not the only one then, it tastes like washing up liquid.

 

[vernon]

Peppermint please and no despite being conceived in the summer of love im not a hippy as my neighbours seem to think because i drink this.

Edit - i have a decanter of gin and one of bandy on the sideboard, does that make me middle class or posh ?

No. Bow legged.

 

[Spinney]

Edit - i have a decanter of gin and one of bandy on the sideboard, does that make me middle class or posh ?

a lush?

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

No. Bow legged.

That's what happens if you drink the gin first.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Oh, I forgot to say that this is the 3rd beverage thread started today.

And, on the Earl Grey theme, I'll have a Twining's EG tea bag if I'm out of the house because yer ordinry's 'orrible catering dross.

 

[colly]

I've never had Earl Grey tea

Then you have missed the delight of drinking what might easily mistaken for a lady's bath water.

I say delight, in the same way one might describe having ones pubic hair removed with pliers as being delightful.

 

[pauldavid]

Earl Grey is vile and disgusting!

I've never met him, what did he do to cause you to dislike him so?

 

[ayceejay]

Gin - bandy - sideboard, give me a minute - aah! the good old daze.

 

[ayceejay]

Then you have missed the delight of drinking what might easily mistaken for a lady's bath water.

I say delight, in the same way one might describe having ones pubic hair removed with pliers as being delightful.

You may not know this colly but the Earls wife has a brew too - the Lady Grey. Incidentally removing pubic hair is totally unnecessary so you can put the tools away.

 

[colly]

You may not know this colly but the Earls wife has a brew too - the Lady Grey. Incidentally removing pubic hair is totally unnecessary so you can put the tools away.

Earl Grey, Lady Grey, whatever next, teas for every member of the clan?

Fifty shades of Grey then?

Fifty shades of shite more like.

 

[classic33]

Oh, I forgot to say that this is the 3rd beverage thread started today.

This would be the fourth one started, not the third!!

 

[ayceejay]

Earl Grey, Lady Grey, whatever next, teas for every member of the clan?

Fifty shades of Grey then?

Fifty shades of s***e more like.

This is so clever colly, I like it but the Lady Greys tea is weaker than the Earls with a touch of rose so fifty shades less may well be maids water.