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Salty seadog

Space Cadet...(3rd Class...)
Highest attended league in Europe , per head of population.

Can't be that bad.

I agree, beggars can't be choosers.....:whistle:
 

AndyRM

XOXO
Location
North Shields
This thread has reminded me of an equally poor joke I know which involves fitba, sort of.

Did you know there are only three types of fish whose names begin and end with the letter 'k'?

No, I did not. What are they?

King sized haddock, killer shark and Kilmarnock.

But Kilmarnock isn't a fish!

No, but it's a big plaice.
 

glasgowcyclist

Charming but somewhat feckless
Location
Scotland
Do they sell candles at B&Q ?
No, but they do sell handles for forks.

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Threevok

Growing old disgracefully
Location
South Wales
I think it's a sketch you have to watch to truly appriciate - especially the musicians in the background trying to keep a straight face
 
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