Ebbsfleet 'International'

[Dayvo]

We used to have a bouncer at college named Bill Pearce who went to prison for taking a train at Wolverhampton and driving it to Stafford.

He'd have probably got away with it had he not driven the wrong way round the one-way system in Stafford.

 

[Sharky]

I was cycling the other day towards Ebbsfleet and I caught another rider up.

As I passed him, he shouted "Are you training for a race", to which I replied, "no - I'm racing for a train"!