Effing floor tiles!!
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Mr Pig
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- North Lanarkshire
dellzeqq said:
No. What's the point of those?
Kirstie
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Uncle Mort said:
I used my old mountainbike leg armour when I did it!!
stedlocks
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- Stortford, near the Airport ;-)
make sure you seal them before grouting......and again after you have washed the floor several times......
wash it till its clean, then wash it again
then seal
If you want any advice (free
) PM me for my number
wash it till its clean, then wash it again
then seal
If you want any advice (free
) PM me for my number
Cubist
Still wavin'
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- Ovver 'thill
At risk of being banned from the forum forever:
A woman steps out of the shower, slips on the newly laid floor tiles and does the splits. Try as she might she just can't stand up, so calls for her husband to come and help her. No matter how hard he tries, he just can't lift her to her feet, so he says:
"Wrap a towel round yourself, and I'll get John from next door to help."
A couple of minutes later John and the husband both try to help her to her feet, but she just won't budge. The neighbour excuses himself and takes a peek under the towel.
"I see what the problem is" he says, "I reckon there's a vaccuum between your flange and the tiles. Only way to shift that will be to crack the tile out. I'll go and get a cold chisel."
The husband then says "Ok, if you must, but while you're fetching it I'm going to play with her tits."
"What good'll that do?" asks his wife.
"Well, if I can get you wet enough I can slide you through to the kitchen, The tiles in there were cheaper."
A woman steps out of the shower, slips on the newly laid floor tiles and does the splits. Try as she might she just can't stand up, so calls for her husband to come and help her. No matter how hard he tries, he just can't lift her to her feet, so he says:
"Wrap a towel round yourself, and I'll get John from next door to help."
A couple of minutes later John and the husband both try to help her to her feet, but she just won't budge. The neighbour excuses himself and takes a peek under the towel.
"I see what the problem is" he says, "I reckon there's a vaccuum between your flange and the tiles. Only way to shift that will be to crack the tile out. I'll go and get a cold chisel."
The husband then says "Ok, if you must, but while you're fetching it I'm going to play with her tits."
"What good'll that do?" asks his wife.
"Well, if I can get you wet enough I can slide you through to the kitchen, The tiles in there were cheaper."