Emily Maitliss's calves

[Fnaar]

they both attract and repel me, like some kid of S/N wierdo magnet effect.

 

[Fab Foodie]

She's certainly built them up of late .... yummy!

 

[slowmotion]

Well, no accounting for taste. I think they are quite cute.

 

[Fnaar]

Emily's calves
Emily's calves
They certainly don't do things by halves

To you, my voting habits I'm sending
Oh Emily! Give me a happy ending!

 

[Fnaar]

Emily's legs
Oh! Emily's legs!
They really attract, and repel me, like pegs

Which can be wooden, and therefore nice
And made by gypsies.
Which alienates the UKIP voters.

 

[slowmotion]

Is this the Joan Hunter Dunn thread?

http://www.poetseers.org/poets/john-betjeman/love-song/

 

[Fnaar]

Emileeeee
Emileeeee
I fancy theeeee
But your kneeeeeee
Is too pointeeeeeeee

 

[slowmotion]

Sorry Fnaar, your efforts lack the rumpypumpy rhythm of Mr Betjeman. ( You can almost hear the mattress springs boinging). I'm sorry to break it to you...

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

I'm sure Emilee and rumpypumpee rhyme.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

I have no idea who she is btw...

 

[Mr Haematocrit]

She is a news reader on the box

Not everyone agrees with @Fnaar though as 30 people have complained about her legs.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...ly-Maitlis-offends-BBC-viewers-flash-leg.html

 

[slowmotion]

Emily who? Spare me the pain of Googling into some hateful page on The Daily Wail website. "Emily shows off her bikini knees..." or some other sh!te. Please.

 

[raleighnut]

Not a patch on Angela Rippon dancing on the Morecombe & Wise show, that's not rose tinted glasses either.

 

[ufkacbln]

Jeremy Paxman
What happened to thee
Eons on Newsnight
Oh where was your knee?

 

[vernon]

Just for you @Fnarr