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biggs682

Itching to get back on my bike's
Location
Northamptonshire
Two Red Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods. All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of
a small cave.
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' he called into the cave and
listened closely until he heard an answering,
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!

He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

The Irishman was puzzled and asked the remaining
Indian what it was all about.
'Was the other Indian crazy or what?'
The Indian replied 'No, It is our custom during mating
season when Indian men see cave, they holler
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening..
If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful
squaw in there waiting for us.
Just then they came upon another cave.

The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped,
and hollered, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'
Immediately, there was the answer. 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' from deep inside.

He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.
The Irishman wandered around in the woods alone
for a while, and then spied a third large cave.
As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge
opening, he was thinking, 'Hoo, man! Look at the size
of this cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found.
There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!'

He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all
his might
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'
Like the others, he then heard an answering call,
'WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!'

With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face,
he raced into the cave,tearing off his clothes as he ran.

The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read................
You'll like this






NAKED IRISHMAN RUN
OVER BY TRAIN!
 

Fnaar

Smutmaster General
Location
Thumberland
Liked, although I have to say I thought Irish jokes died years ago. I have an interest, my parents hailing from there. The premise of the joke is good though :smile:
 

Profpointy

Legendary Member
The Irish joke I like is about the foreman interviewing a prospective building labourer. He asks various fairly simple questions to confirm he know the job, which the candidate answers easily, then tries "tell me Saemus, what's the difference between a joist and a girder?"

"Well"' replies Saemus, "to be sure I know that one, Joyce wrote Ulysses and Goethe wrote Faust"

..... i thank you....
 

classic33

Leg End Member
The Irish joke I like is about the foreman interviewing a prospective building labourer. He asks various fairly simple questions to confirm he know the job, which the candidate answers easily, then tries "tell me Saemus, what's the difference between a joist and a girder?"

"Well"' replies Saemus, "to be sure I know that one, Joyce wrote Ulysses and Goethe wrote Faust"

..... i thank you....
Shouldn't that be Seamus, not saemus!
 

Arch

Married to Night Train
Location
Salford, UK
Still don't get it.:sad:

Trying saying Joyce and Goethe with a cod Irish accent - they sound more like joist and girder...
 
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