Etiquette over cat sh*t

[citybabe]

What's the etiquette over this? If I can prove that my neighbours cat is sh*tting in my garden can I chuck it back over into his garden? I'm getting fed up with having to clear it up all the time.

*major rant*

 

[compo]

Paracetamol crushed up and mixed with sardines and left out in your garden. Problem sorted.

Mind you, I may be a little biased as I hate cats with a passion.

 

[mark st1]

Wrap it in kitchen towel put it on your neighbors door step and set fire to it bang on the door and scarper. Watch from a distance as he opens it and promptly stamps on the small fire. And then smells his poo foot.

 

[T4tomo]

What's the etiquette over this? If I can prove that my neighbours cat is sh*tting in my garden can I chuck it back over into his garden? I'm getting fed up with having to clear it up all the time.

*major rant*

the cat or the shat?

 

[Markymark]

I once saw some fox poo in our garden. I got a stick to flick it into the bushes (good fertiliser after all). Misjudged the flick and it sailed neatly over the fence onto the neighbours patio.

 

[puch]

To show your neighbourliness, you could always bake him a nice cake..................

 

[Shaun]

You don't live in Hull do you? <Checks over the fence ... >

 

[ColinJ]

I couldn't identify the moggy responsible for the stinking heap in my back yard today so I just scooped it up on a shovel and walked in a very grumpy fashion past some neighbours, muttering "bloody cats!", and then flung it over the fence into the woods beyond!

 

[Fnaar]

Fling it back. Cats are evil and all must die.

 

[brodiej]

What's the etiquette over this? If I can prove that my neighbours cat is sh*tting in my garden can I chuck it back over into his garden? I'm getting fed up with having to clear it up all the time.

*major rant*

I had this problem.

I just kept chucking it back into their garden - they didn't seem to mind as their garden was even more covered in shoot.

You can buy cat repellents but nothing worked for me.
Luckily they moved away!

 

[tyred]

Just get a large, hungry Alsatian and no more cat...

 

[citybabe]

When I see the cat in the garden I will let the dogs out after it - a whippet and a greyhound and they soon chase it off. Trouble is then they will eat the sh*t if I don't see where the cat has been and cleared it up

 

[Deleted member 23692]

Construct a small trebuchet for comedic returning of cat poo. It doesn't matter which direction you fire it, it's always funny

 

[Nihal]

Fling it back. Cats are evil and all must die.

Wait until Pat hears that

 

[Fnaar]

If proof be needed:

http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigmiaow.pl