Famous people you think you've seen...

[Crackle]

...but haven't.

Like today, running towards me was Gerard Depardieu and just before I saw Father Jack coming back from the Offy.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Saw Bamber Gascoigne at a bus stop in Malta...

...only it wasn't, probably.

 

[redjedi]

...but haven't.

Like today, running towards me was Gerard Depardieu and just before I saw Father Jack coming back from the Offy.

Probably best to wait until you are home before you crack the seal on that vintage bottle of White Lightening

 

[philipbh]

That One Track Mind Girly at Newquay Airport

...on second thoughts, not

 

[walker]

Tom Hanks, but still convinced it was him, in Greenwich Park, about 15 years ago

 

[longers]

I was sure I saw Claudia Schiffer in a nightclub in Majorca a few years ago.
I'm still fairly sure of it actually.

She was on the island at the time.

 

[earth]

Harry Enfield,

I was sitting outside a pub near Framligham Castle, Suffolk. 'Harry' drives past in a Jag with a great big cheesy grin on his face as if to say 'Only me!'

 

[Dayvo]

Funnily enough, I saw Harry Enfield in Portobello Rd market 8 years ago, only to see a mate of his hours a few hours later being driven in his Jag: Tony Bliar!

 

[Bay Runner]

Jack Dee in Starbucks Swansea, I was convinced but my wife wasn't

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Ian Hislop crossing the road in London. It might have been but I'm not sure.

 

[Ashtrayhead]

I saw Mike Atherton at Wembley Park tube station on 4th Feb and called out to him but he hid behind a pillar.

 

[thegrumpybiker]

Dunno the bloke's name but the guy that plays Andy Millman's nemesis (the smug git actor) on Extras two weeks ago in Wood green. I think it was him. And Stewart Lee in the Sainsburys opposite Finsbury Park. Maybe.

 

[dan_bo]

...but haven't.

Like today, running towards me was Gerard Depardieu and just before I saw Father Jack coming back from the Offy.

I work with father jack and michael elphick. Straight up.

 

[thegrumpybiker]

Could have sworn I saw Father Ted on the news the other day. Apparently he's on trial for genocide.

 

[MarkF]

The bloke from 10cc and Godley & Creme, the one with the beard, buying a sandwich at Sainsbury's, Euston Station.