Fat club

[compo]

My wife has gone to her fat club (Slimming World). I have just had a phone call asking me if I want anything from the chippies. It seems several of the girls are leaving the meeting and all going round to the chippies. So much for slimming, and I can look forward to my two battered sausages and portion of chips! I guess we are entitled to a little treat now and then.

 

[Archie_tect]

At least they give the sausages a hard time....

 

[pauldavid]

At least they give the sausages a hard time....

I watched a couple of minutes of a film earlier where this happened

 

[Fnaar]

I wish my missus fancied an innuendo a sausage now and then

 

[Archie_tect]

Would it be battered though?

 

[vernon]

I go to fat club on a Monday and lots of the women there treat Monday night after the weigh in as 'treat night' and regard the evening's calorie intake as null and void. One or two members have their cakes, biscuits and chocolate bars laid out at home ready for the return of their owner. Several of the treat night members moan about their lack of weightloss.

My lack of progress is never a mystery to me.

 

[EltonFrog]

My band rehearses in a hall where they hold a fat club every Monday, as the FC members are leaving we are setting up. The woman what runs it is huge, and there are two woman who are there at the end every week, when they leave they go to the co-op across the car park and stock on a load of junk food! Why bother going?

 

[roadrash]

its the same with all the cycling weight weanies , just have a good eartha kitt beforehand

 

[EltonFrog]

Do they know the shopping police are stalking them?

Oh yes...they know. I scowl at them when I'm buying my out of date crips and sausage rolls from the bargain fridge.

 

[vernon]

its the same with all the cycling weight weanies , just have a good eartha kitt beforehand

An acquaintance takes laxatives the night before the weigh in......

 

[BigonaBianchi]

sometimes it's more of a gossip club than anything else..

 

[roadrash]

then perhaps vernons mate who takes the laxative has verbal diorreah

 

[e-rider]

I can't afford to buy new cycling clothes so I better not lose any weight for a while!!!

 

[Fnaar]

Would it be battered though?

Aye, of course. If she'll let us put wu sausage in her stottie.

 

[vernon]

then perhaps vernons mate who takes the laxative has verbal diorreah

More like herbal diarrhoea - she's a vegan.