Finish this sentence...

[LosingFocus]

Just a bit of Friday afternoon fun.

"Cycle is a bit like sex...."

 

[LosingFocus]

"...you spend hours working up a sweat, only to be defeated by puncture in your rubber"

 

[Mr Phoebus]

It can involve a fair bit of grunting.

 

[MissTillyFlop]

Cycling is like sex - thrilling, addictive and you spend ages having to clean up afterwards...

 

[Fnaar]

because the top tube is stiff

 

[LosingFocus]

Cycling is like sex - thrilling, addictive and you spend ages having to clean up afterwards...

"...no matter how hard you try to explain, the missus is never going to let you n+1"

 

[smokeysmoo]

Cycling is like sex - except I don't want to feel wind in my face and flys in my teeth during sex

 

[Beebo]

because I have to pump my tyres up before cycling and I have to pump my doll up before sex.



because both are a solitary activity done at a high cadence.

 

[colly]

because every now and then I fall off.

 

[uphillstruggler]

when done right, it makes everything ache and 10 mins later, you wanna do it all over again

 

[Bonefish Blues]

...it's great to bonk without bonking...

 

[LosingFocus]

It's more fun without protection?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

...it's even better when you find the right rythym.

 

[Cheddar George]

... you can enjoy a cup of tea and a cake half way through.

 

[Gareth]

Cycling is like sex....... because it's fun to do on your own, but is so much better when there is a group of you!