Fireworks

[AndyRM]

I suppose not being able to do anything without getting sozzled is normal for your type.

My 'type'?

 

[ufkacbln]

I thought the point of bonfire night was celebrating the foiling of the plot and burning the perpetrator , and so the lack of terrorism.

He wasn't burnt

Guy Fawkes suffered greatly in the Tower form torture, then after sentencing for Treason was condemned to be "Hung, drawn, and quartered" as was the common [ractice at the time:

The condemned man would usually be sentenced to the short drop method of hanging, so that the neck would not break. The man was usually dragged alive to the quartering table, although in some cases men were brought to the table dead or unconscious. A splash of water was usually employed to wake the man if unconscious, then he was laid down on the table. A large cut was made in the gut after removing the genitalia, and the intestines would be spooled out on a device that resembled a dough roller. Each piece of organ would be burned before the sufferer's eyes, and when he was completely disembowelled, his head would be cut off. The body would then be cut into four pieces, and the king would decide where they were to be displayed. Usually the head was sent to the Tower of London and, as in the case of William Wallace, the other four pieces were sent to different parts of the country. The head was generally par-boiled in brine to preserve the appearance of the head in display, while the quarters were more often prepared in pitch, for longer-lasting deterrent displays.

 

[numbnuts]

Guy Fawkes was a good man, he's the only person to do what we all would like to do.

 

[Vapin' Joe]

Guy Fawkes was a good man, he's the only person to do what we all would like to do.

Islamic State would like to do that too, along with many other nutters.