Foaming at mouth after repair!

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vernon

Harder than Ronnie Pickering
Location
Meanwood, Leeds
I dashed up to the outside tap to swill my mouth out, but it was too late. 10 minutes l was still foaming out of my mouth and nose.

Could only be better by havving hiccups at the same time.
 
My wife tells a similar story about when she was doing the Family Planning Rounds.

Before you can give some of the longer term implants or injections you carry out a urine based pregnancy test.


Anyway she and her colloeague are visiting a client whose family runs a restaurant. The client and her family are very polite and offer refreshments whilst the discussion takes place. The client is then asked to provide a "sample" for a pregnancy test.

Duly client disappears and returns with a urine sample in a cup identical to the ones they are drinking tea from!


PS I have also seen a stool sample in the bowl of a blender, and the patient wanted the bowl back - because they needed it to cook supper!
 

XmisterIS

Purveyor of fine nonsense
I remember once when I was a kid, at christmas I got a long, slim present from my Aunt ... hmmm ... unwrapped it to find that it contained five big, thick white chocolate stars! Joy!

So I opened the box, took one out, salivating, took a large bite out if it ...

...

...

... and realised it was scented f*cking SOAP!!

...

I vomited on the spot, much to the alarm of the rest of the family and the cat. (The cat was on my lap at the time).


My aunt was never the best at choosing christmas presents, she probably thought it was chocolate too!
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Melonfish

Evil Genius in training.
Location
Warrington, UK
hah, i've done this a few times when painting with acrylic, take a swig of the dirty paint water instead of your cup of tea.
or worse wash your brush in the tea...

in the end it all ends up mixing together anyways.
 

Night Train

Maker of Things
I think the worst I have inadvertantly tasted is brake fluid. A bleed pipe slipped off while I was under a car and the resultant squirt of brake fluid went straight in my mouth.xx(
 
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