For the first time ever, I really wanted to see a naked man ...

[XmisterIS]

I'm afraid I haven't turned to the pink side ...
I walked into the gym changing rooms this afternoon, thoughts elsewhere.

I got nude and I could hear someone in the shower.

Suddenly, I stopped. My blood ran cold ... the wall at one end was not the same colour as I remembered!

"OMFG am I in the bloodybuggery lady's changing room?!!!", I thought.

The shower stopped.

I stood there, nude, frozen with fear, quivering, the major part of me thinking, "OMFGOMFGOMFGOMFG", the minor part of me thinking, "Ooooo naked ladies! I like! It is nice!"

The occupant of the shower opened the door ... I almost shat with the anticipation ... and thank the good lord Jesus, Mary and Joseph ... it was a big, fat, ugly, naked man.

I was so happy, I can't tell you!

 

[deanE]

I'm afraid I haven't turned to the pink side ...
I walked into the gym changing rooms this afternoon, thoughts elsewhere.

I got nude and I could hear someone in the shower.

Suddenly, I stopped. My blood ran cold ... the wall at one end was not the same colour as I remembered!

"OMFG am I in the bloodybuggery lady's changing room?!!!", I thought.

The shower stopped.

I stood there, nude, frozen with fear, quivering, the major part of me thinking, "OMFGOMFGOMFGOMFG", the minor part of me thinking, "Ooooo naked ladies! I like! It is nice!"

The occupant of the shower opened the door ... I almost shat with the anticipation ... and thank the good lord Jesus, Mary and Joseph ... it was a big, fat, ugly, naked man.

I was so happy, I can't tell you!

post of the week for me. lol

 

[biggs682]

XmisterIS thats a good one ,but you sure you have not turned pink on us !!!!!!!!!!

 

[TVC]

You were in a Gym? - Pervert.

 

[Yellow Fang]

I stood there, nude, frozen with fear, quivering, the major part of me thinking, "OMFGOMFGOMFGOMFG", the minor part of me thinking, "Ooooo naked ladies! I like! It is nice!"

Best not to let that minor part think like that in a public shower I find.

 

[krushavik]

You were in a Gym? - Pervert.

Thats what I thought but still strange things do happen.

 

[Paulus]

Thats what I thought but still strange things do happen.

Some of them in gymnasiums I understand

 

[XmisterIS]

You were in a Gym? - Pervert.

I was a pervert long before I started going to the gym ...

 

[Ludwig]

We somehow knew all along