Richard Ballantine tells you the best way to attack a dog using a bicycle pump and to WEAR YOUR HELMET. Postage only- not sure how much this will be but it's heavier than the average book, couple of quid I expect.
In his original book Richard recommended shoving your arm down a dog's throat to choke it to death and he was scathing about helmets. (Said something like "you might as well start wearing leathers.") Good to see him moving with the times!
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