Globalti
Legendary Member
Three nuns are killed in a horrible car crash. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St Peter looks in his big book, smiles apologetically and says: "I'm afraid Heaven is full at the moment and anyway, you've all come far too soon as you're all too young to die. I'm going to give you a chance to go back but since your bodies were so mangled in the crash, you can choose somebody else's body. Who would you like to be?"
The first nun replies: "I'd like to be Petula Clark, because she sings so beautifully and brings so much joy to so many people!"
The second nun replies: "Id like to be the Queen Mother because she's so lovely and everybody adores her!"
The third nun, a very young girl, replies: "I'd like to be Zara Pipilinni, because she has so much fun!"
"Zara Pipilinni? Zara Pipilinni? Who's she?" asks St Peter.
The young nun fumbles in her pockets and fishes out a newspaper clipping, all faded and tatty. She unfolds it and shows it to St Peter, who reads:
"Sahara pipeline laid by 2000 men in three months"
The first nun replies: "I'd like to be Petula Clark, because she sings so beautifully and brings so much joy to so many people!"
The second nun replies: "Id like to be the Queen Mother because she's so lovely and everybody adores her!"
The third nun, a very young girl, replies: "I'd like to be Zara Pipilinni, because she has so much fun!"
"Zara Pipilinni? Zara Pipilinni? Who's she?" asks St Peter.
The young nun fumbles in her pockets and fishes out a newspaper clipping, all faded and tatty. She unfolds it and shows it to St Peter, who reads:
"Sahara pipeline laid by 2000 men in three months"
