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A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,
> "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots,
> but they only know how to say one thing."
>
>
> "What do they say?" the priest inquired.
>
> They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
>
>
> "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he
> thought for a moment. "You know," he said,
> "I may have a solution to your problem. I have
> two male talking parrots, which I have taught to
> pray and read the Bible. Bring your parrots over to
> my house and we'll put them in the cage with them.
> My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and
> worship and your parrots are sure to stop
> saying that phrase in no time."
>
>
>
>
> "Thank you," the woman responded,
> "this may very well be the solution."
>
>
>
> The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house.
> As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside
> their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked
> over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes,
> the female parrots cried out in unison:
>
> "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
>
> There was stunned silence.
>
> Shocked, one male parrot looked over at
> the other male parrot and exclaimed,
> "Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered!"
> "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots,
> but they only know how to say one thing."
>
>
> "What do they say?" the priest inquired.
>
> They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
>
>
> "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he
> thought for a moment. "You know," he said,
> "I may have a solution to your problem. I have
> two male talking parrots, which I have taught to
> pray and read the Bible. Bring your parrots over to
> my house and we'll put them in the cage with them.
> My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and
> worship and your parrots are sure to stop
> saying that phrase in no time."
>
>
>
>
> "Thank you," the woman responded,
> "this may very well be the solution."
>
>
>
> The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house.
> As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside
> their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked
> over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes,
> the female parrots cried out in unison:
>
> "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
>
> There was stunned silence.
>
> Shocked, one male parrot looked over at
> the other male parrot and exclaimed,
> "Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered!"