Paddy & Mick go to London to donate sperm. It was a disaster!
Paddy missed the tube & Mick came on the bus!!
Paddy calls Easyjet to book a flight. The operator asks 'How
many people are flying with you?'
Paddy replies 'I dont know! Its your f***ing plane!!'
Two Irish couples decided to swap partners for the night. After
3 hours of amazing sex Paddy says 'I wonder how the girls are
getting on'
Q. Whats a Catholic priest & a pint of Guiness got in common?
A. black coat, white collar & you've got to watch your arse if
you get a dodgy one!
Paddy the electrician got sacked from the U.S. prison service
for not servicing the electric chair. He said in his professional
opinion it was a death trap!
Paddy's chat up lines:
1. Did ya fart? 'Cos ya just blew me away!
2. Are your parents retarded? 'Cos your special!
3. My love for you is like diarrhoea. I just cant hold it in!
4. Is there a mirror in your knickers? 'Cos I can see myself in
them!
5. Your body reminds me of a spanner. Evertime I think of you my
nuts tighten up!
6. You might not be the best looking girl in here, but beauty is
only a light switch away!
Paddy, the Irish boyfriend of the woman whos head was found on
Arbroath beach was asked to identify her. A detective held up the
head
to which point Paddy said 'I dont think thats her, she wasnt that
tall!'
An Irishman is shagging a Jewish girl & says 'You're not very
tight for a Jew!'
She says 'Well you're not very thick for a Paddy!'
Paddy is said to be shocked at finding out all his cows have
Bluetongue. 'Be Jeysus!' he said, 'I didnt even know they had mobile
phones!'
Mick & Paddy are reading head stones at a nearby cemetery. Mick
say 'Crikey! Theres a bloke here who was 152!'
Paddy says 'Whats his name?'
Mick replies 'Miles from London!'
Paddy missed the tube & Mick came on the bus!!
Paddy calls Easyjet to book a flight. The operator asks 'How
many people are flying with you?'
Paddy replies 'I dont know! Its your f***ing plane!!'
Two Irish couples decided to swap partners for the night. After
3 hours of amazing sex Paddy says 'I wonder how the girls are
getting on'
Q. Whats a Catholic priest & a pint of Guiness got in common?
A. black coat, white collar & you've got to watch your arse if
you get a dodgy one!
Paddy the electrician got sacked from the U.S. prison service
for not servicing the electric chair. He said in his professional
opinion it was a death trap!
Paddy's chat up lines:
1. Did ya fart? 'Cos ya just blew me away!
2. Are your parents retarded? 'Cos your special!
3. My love for you is like diarrhoea. I just cant hold it in!
4. Is there a mirror in your knickers? 'Cos I can see myself in
them!
5. Your body reminds me of a spanner. Evertime I think of you my
nuts tighten up!
6. You might not be the best looking girl in here, but beauty is
only a light switch away!
Paddy, the Irish boyfriend of the woman whos head was found on
Arbroath beach was asked to identify her. A detective held up the
head
to which point Paddy said 'I dont think thats her, she wasnt that
tall!'
An Irishman is shagging a Jewish girl & says 'You're not very
tight for a Jew!'
She says 'Well you're not very thick for a Paddy!'
Paddy is said to be shocked at finding out all his cows have
Bluetongue. 'Be Jeysus!' he said, 'I didnt even know they had mobile
phones!'
Mick & Paddy are reading head stones at a nearby cemetery. Mick
say 'Crikey! Theres a bloke here who was 152!'
Paddy says 'Whats his name?'
Mick replies 'Miles from London!'
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