Friday Night Comedy

[Trumpettom001]

So, cycling home from the pub, car overtakes (BMW if anyone's interested)... I wonder if he'd come home from the same pub... after having a few too many... he overtook right into the path of a HGV on a roundabout.... he skidded to a stop, with literally feet to spare.... me pissing myself laughing (probably shouldn't but it's a Friday Night!)

 

[downfader]

So, cycling home from the pub, car overtakes (BMW if anyone's interested)... I wonder if he'd come home from the same pub... after having a few too many... he overtook right into the path of a HGV on a roundabout.... he skidded to a stop, with literally feet to spare.... me pissing myself laughing (probably shouldn't but it's a Friday Night!)

Christ... sounds close!!

My comedy moment was ages back. Some little man in a Pergrot decided overtaking me as I took the speed bump was a good idea, gave himself whiplash and nearly headbutted the stearing wheel.

 

[hypnose]

u no what they say about BMW drivers

 

[downfader]

u no what they say about BMW drivers

They have massive c*cks? Or something similar?

Its a myth anyway. 'Bout as accurate as saying Monkeys are good at typing.

 

[campbellab]

I think you got the wrong end of the stick if you think there's a myth about monkeys being good at typing...

 

[Trumpettom001]

Have I got the wrong end of the stick?

If a million BMW drivers drove around for a million years - would one of them get it right?