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MattHB
Proud Daddy
- Location
- Deepest darkest Dorset
I want what hes on?
fossyant
Ride It Like You Stole It!
- Location
- South Manchester
You were passed by an MTB ? 
Should have been running for the hills - sounds like a right nutter (oh forgot, no hills in London). 
Should have been running for the hills - sounds like a right nutter (oh forgot, no hills in London). 
400bhp
Guru
You were passed by an MTB ?
AND passed by a Septic too.
The shame - go hide in a corner.
GrumpyGregry
Here for rides.
He was taking the piss out of a tart. 
TonyEnjoyD
Guru
- Location
- Newcastle upon Tyne
[QUOTE 2063274, member: 1314"]Cycling home last night about 5.20 I stopped at reds on the Farringdon Road between Greville and Charterhouse Streets heading South towards Blackfriars Bridge.
Heard behind me, in a slow measured heavily accented Arnie “Terminator” Shwaz type accent:
“Goooorrrrreeeee cycle clllloooothing. The best in the world if not the Universsssssssse.” (I was wearing gore, the tart I am.)
Nutter, thought I, and looked behind me.
Big bloke, on an expensive mtb, BIG heavy lock around his shoulder and waist, stopped behind me. He stared at me impassively. Hmmm, doesn’t seem like a nutter I thought. Looks as though he’s spent a day in an office, on his way home.
Not really knowing what to do I just grinned and gave him a thumbs up.
Lights changed, we went, and as he passed I heard in that grumblingly slow caniform accent
“Fiiixxxeeed Wheeeeeelllllll”
as he passed. Then I heard him start singing, still remaining impassive, as he headed towards the bridge.[/quote]
Sounds like an escapee from a local protective establishment if you ask me!
Heard behind me, in a slow measured heavily accented Arnie “Terminator” Shwaz type accent:
“Goooorrrrreeeee cycle clllloooothing. The best in the world if not the Universsssssssse.” (I was wearing gore, the tart I am.)
Nutter, thought I, and looked behind me.
Big bloke, on an expensive mtb, BIG heavy lock around his shoulder and waist, stopped behind me. He stared at me impassively. Hmmm, doesn’t seem like a nutter I thought. Looks as though he’s spent a day in an office, on his way home.
Not really knowing what to do I just grinned and gave him a thumbs up.
Lights changed, we went, and as he passed I heard in that grumblingly slow caniform accent
“Fiiixxxeeed Wheeeeeelllllll”
as he passed. Then I heard him start singing, still remaining impassive, as he headed towards the bridge.[/quote]
Sounds like an escapee from a local protective establishment if you ask me!
- Location
- Glasgow
[QUOTE 2064015, member: 1314"]He was well dressed, cycling wise. Clipless. Still can't work it out. Either being sarcastic, dryly funny or is an unironic younger version of Arnie.[/quote]
He was probably just a friendly foreigner admiring your gear
He was probably just a friendly foreigner admiring your gear