Goths rejoice!

[dmoan]

Joy Division Oven Gloves is on Achtung Bono, btw.

It's on fookin' Youtube! - Live performance of Joy Division Oven Gloves

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Lyrics:

Well she says it's too hot,
Yeah, But guess what?
I've got Joy Division oven gloves
If it's her desire
I'll put my fingers in the fire
Cos I've got Joy Division oven gloves
I've got Joy Division oven gloves

ooh ooh tropical diseases
ooh oooh chemical alarm
ooh ooh I'm a little blase
In my Joy Division oven gloves
In me Joy Division oven gloves


Well I've been here
And I've been there
In my Joy Division oven gloves
I've been to a post-punk postcard fair
In my Joy Divion oven gloves

ooh ooh Nagasaki towpath
ooh ooh tickling the laird
ooh ooh checking out the Quantocks

In me Joy Division oven gloves
In me Joy Division oven gloves

On a sinking ship the sailors yearn
For some Joy Division oven gloves
Nero fiddles while Gordon burns
In his Joy Division oven gloves
Talk to the hands talk to the hands
In your Joy Division oven gloves
Dance! Dance! Dance! Dance!
In your Joy Division oven gloves

ooh ooh piccalilli shinpads
ooh ooh polishing the knave
I keep wicked for the Quakers
In my Joy Division oven gloves
In my Joy Division oven gloves

My grandfather's clock was too tall for the shelf
So I sold it and opened up a store
Selling Joy Division oven gloves
We got Joy Division oven gloves
Get your Joy Division oven gloves
Hallelujah!

 

[Chuffy]

Have I, or have I not, brought joy to your life?

 

[dmoan]

You are Gok Wan and I claim my £5.00!

 

[dmoan]

And you sir are Carson Kressley and I claim my £5.00

I wish! Can you even begin to guess how fast someone as short and light as Carson could climb? I am probably 2 feet, 8 stone and 5 years taller, heavier and older than the Queer Eye one. To top it all, I bet he gets a lot more out of following the peleton than I ever do!

Lucky, luck get!