Gotta love the irony

[shouldbeinbed]

A box of dead fish offering free swimming.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Obviously looking to catch some more fingers...........

 

[subaqua]

It'll be pony rides on microwave lasagne next.

Just be careful not to heat for too long or you will burn your arris.

 

[T.M.H.N.E.T]

Very friendly, how is the dolphin meant to open the tin? This is just cruelty

 

[ufkacbln]

Timpson have an ad for phone screen repairs

The poster seems to suggest that not only do they repair the screen, but shrink your phone and change your provider!