I was talking to Mrs rich p, who is a gorgeous babe and makes the best deep-fried Mars bars in the universe, when a few of my best mates who are incredibly rich and funny and interesting, popped round to quaff some 1964 Chateau Lafitte that I had in the cellar.
Anyway, as I'd just finished rebuilding Balmoral in flint using the finest artisans I flew in from Kazakhstan - well, when you need the best nothing less will do - my mate John Higgins phoned to ask me to put a bet on for him.
Still, we were sitting round chatting, eating beetroot canapes and I suddenly wondered how long you people boil an egg for?
Anyway, as I'd just finished rebuilding Balmoral in flint using the finest artisans I flew in from Kazakhstan - well, when you need the best nothing less will do - my mate John Higgins phoned to ask me to put a bet on for him.
Still, we were sitting round chatting, eating beetroot canapes and I suddenly wondered how long you people boil an egg for?