have you seen the missing present i got my other half

[biggs682]

well just wrapped up all the other halfs present and i am one missing !

so come on whos got it

 

[TVC]

Not me, peep hole bras are not my thing

 

[T.M.H.N.E.T]

If you bought her a 7inch purple strap-on. I found it

 

[Speicher]

Wash ith a both sof schocoliths?

 

[biggs682]

still not found it , but picked a substitute one up at local car boot

 

[ufkacbln]

My wife has lost an M&S pizza.....

 

[Archie_tect]

still not found it , but picked a substitute one up at local car boot

A 1979 Allegro boot lid in mustard....

 

[biggs682]

A 1979 Allegro boot lid in mustard....

my parents had one in harvest gold !

 

[Fnaar]

Christmas is the only time when it's OK to anticipate an old man creeping into your bedroom while you sleep and emptying his sack at the foot of your bed.

 

[Globalti]

Mmmuuuuuuuwwwaaaahhhaaaha!

 

[byegad]

I can hear it humming somewhere.

 

[biggs682]

i found it today , it was in my spare glass's case in the under bed draw that i keep my tinkering clothes in .......................

cant understand why i didnt look or realise before is beyond me

 

[ASC1951]

Christmas is the only time when it's OK to anticipate an old man creeping into your bedroom while you sleep and emptying his sack at the foot of your bed.

Yep - "only comes once a year, but when he does he fills your stockings.."

 

[Mr Haematocrit]

I got swmbo a dildo and a pair of slippers for Christmas... if she don't like the slippers, she can go fark herself

 

[postman]

Aw bless her mrs postman has got me a spare tyre.








But why she is wearing it,i'll never know.