headline of the week

[wafflycat]

From The Torygraph

"Poor elderly people are twice as likely to die as the richest"

Must admit, if I'm one of the immortals, I'd prefer to be rich for all eternity than poor for all of eternity....

 

[dan_bo]

glad i'm not old or poor then, thanks for the tip waffles!


I suppose it's all relative though eh.

 

[Night Train]

I'm glad I have no intention of dying, what with being immortal and all.

 

[dan_bo]

So, if you're immortal, can you sub us a tenner?

 

[Night Train]

I said I'm immortal, not rich.

 

[alecstilleyedye]

any more "no shoot sherlock" research anyone?

 

[TheDoctor]

'Bears defaecate amongst trees shock horror.'

 

[Keith Oates]

Only bears, doctor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!