Here's one

[Cycling Dan]

What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

 

[fossala]

Girls?

 

[Cycling Dan]

Girls?

Well that didn't last long ha.

 

[mark st1]

Just means that fossala is a chubby chaser

 

[addictfreak]

Just means that fossala is a chubby chaser

Don't knock it until you have tried it

 

[Cycling Dan]

Don't knock it until you have tried it

Indeed. I hear fat girls try harder so that can only be a plus.

 

[biggs682]

my answer would have been apples

 

[TVC]

Good to see you're not living up to the stereotype of lads from Tyneside there Dan

 

[Cycling Dan]

I hear fat boys often have to rely on feeble humour.

I wasn't being funny?

 

[fossala]

I think that "offensive" jokes are fine, they are just jokes. But @Cycling Dan, you are going from "offensive" jokes to just being offensive. How would you like it if people took something about you, and just took the piss out of it for nothing other than to be a c*nt?

EDIT: and no I don't like the larger ladies, but I would pick one over a size 6 skinny girl anyday.

 

[Cycling Dan]

I think that "offensive" jokes are fine, they are just jokes. But @Cycling Dan, you are going from "offensive" jokes to just being offensive. How would you like it if people took something about you, and just took the **** out of it for nothing other than to be a c*nt?

EDIT: and no I don't like the larger ladies, but I would pick one over a size 6 skinny girl anyday.

I was just continuing from what addict said. Plenty of examples on the web of such thought or saying through query. Not offensive to say such, well I don't think it is, unless its something else I said. Meh, thread ended at the first post as the bugger got it.

 

[Cycling Dan]

Perhaps you could remember that (1) not all cyclists are men, (2) not all members of CycleChat are men. Then imagine asking a woman the question in the OP, then telling her the answer when she looks puzzled. Then imagine how embarrassed you would feel when she looks at you like you're a complete prat. I think that covers how offensive it is.

That quote was in reference to the follow up from addict not the OP. I don't see why a woman couldn't get it.
I see nothing wrong with offensive jokes as long as they are taken in good humor and not actually meant by the person telling/saying them which is such the case.

 

[TVC]

That quote was in reference to the follow up from addict not the OP. I don't see why a woman couldn't get it.
I see nothing wrong with offensive jokes as long as they are taken in good humor and not actually meant by the person telling/saying them which is such the case.

Keep digging.

 

[Cycling Dan]

Ah right, the old 'If you don't find it funny you have no sense of humour' defence. I think you should stop digging.

No, just stop being so serious. Meh, this was blown out of all proportion. Get a grip approach. If I had actually meant it by all means.

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ly1al4K3u2M

 

[vernon]

That quote was in reference to the follow up from addict not the OP. I don't see why a woman couldn't get it.
I see nothing wrong with offensive jokes as long as they are taken in good humor and not actually meant by the person telling/saying them which is such the case.

You are so naive and insensitive. You don't know the audience and can not guarantee that your telling of offensive jokes will be well received here.

If you don't mean it don't say it else you'll reinforce my image of you as an offensive, insensitive immature jerk.