Highest winds for years predicted...

[Andrew_Culture]

...anyone looking forward to nailing some Strava segments?

 

[palinurus]

[QUOTE 2731730, member: 259"]No, I'd be too scared. I've just finished nailing the dog down. I've a feeling we're not in Kansas any more! [/quote]

Yesterday someone told me that you hear a Wizard of Oz reference almost every day of your life.

It's worked for two days so far.

 

[palinurus]

I'm looking at a serious tailwind on Monday for the inbound commute.

Hard slog on the way home.

And I bet my neighbours fence blows down.

 

[Doseone]

I'm staying in, there's no place like home.

 

[palinurus]

I can't do Strava because I always use really cheap old phones. To highlight this point I call them telephones, even I think 'what a prick' everytime I say it.

 

[Hill Wimp]

I'm praying for trees on the line so I can't get into work

 

[Archie_tect]

We have terrible problems with wind up here....

 

[Archie_tect]

Yes, would you like one of Mrs Fairweather's tarts....

 

[Archie_tect]

The chaplain visits regularly - he never misses the opportunity to have a fresh one.

 

[Archie_tect]

 

[Archie_tect]

Oops, wrong throne....

 

[Archie_tect]

Andrew knows we don't think... like normal people.

 

[Noodley]

Another Wizard of Oz reference coming...

"Man the F*ck Up England!"

It was cut from the final cinema release version obviously.

 

[Archie_tect]

Goodness knows where my underpants will turn up.... and I doubt I'll see Mrs A_T's smalls ever again.

 

[Speicher]

Goodness knows where my underpants will turn up.... and I doubt I'll see Mrs A_T's smalls ever again.

Did your underpants blow up the garden?