How ludicrous is your bath?

[AndyRM]

This is unfair because I doubt anyone can beat this, but feel free to try!

I've called him "Duff Poseidon Man".

I'd like to thank @User14044 for the foot based inspiration behind this post.

 

[AndyRM]

For reasons of modesty I couldn't include the shot with me in it, so here it is in all its glory:

 

[Dave 123]

This is unfair because I doubt anyone can beat this, but feel free to try!

I've called him "Duff Poseidon Man".

I'd like to thank @User14044 for the foot based inspiration behind this post.

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That is a thing of rare beauty.
And the plasticine face thing too.

 

[slowmotion]

Does Poseidon dribble on to the floor or do his fluids always make it to the tub?

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Is this your hoose?

If so, you are farking mental

 

[Scoosh]

Why the urinal under the taps ?

 

[AndyRM]

Is this your hoose?

If so, you are farking mental

It is. But I'm not responsible. I think I'm going to document the madness of this house on here.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

This is not your bathroom?!
If so, OMG!
Watch out for that saggy floorboard under the bath foot

 

[AndyRM]

Does Poseidon dribble on to the floor or do his fluids always make it to the tub?

Not entirely. His jet is quite strong until you turn the tap off, then he dribbles down the wall, hence the knackered silver paper.

 

[slowmotion]

Why the urinal under the taps ?

It's Poseidon, not this dude.....

 

[AndyRM]

This is not your bathroom?!
If so, OMG!
Watch out for that saggy floorboard under the bath foot

It is. When we first moved in our daughter was understandably scared of Duff Poseidon Man and refused a bath for a week. She tries to kiss him now...

The floor is fine, one of the few bits we will be keeping.

 

[Mr Celine]

Chain's slack.

 

[AndyRM]

Chain's slack.

Just look at it now!

 

[Colin_P]

Nice bath.

Being rather tall in a normal bath it used to be knees in body out or body in knees out.

Last time I did the main bathroom I fitted an extra long, extra deep and extra wide bath.

Hardly use it as it takes so long to fill up, I just have a shower instead.

 

[AndyRM]

Nice bath.

Being rather tall in a normal bath it used to be knees in body out or body in knees out.

Last time I did the main bathroom I fitted an extra long, extra deep and extra wide bath.

Hardly use it as it takes so long to fill up, I just have a shower instead.

I am a fan.

I'm 6"1' and it's just about a perfect fit. Holds the heat way better than the plastic rubbish I put in our last house.

Nowt beats a bath imo.