How to depilate your legs for cycling

[vernon]

A guy once showed me how to light a gas oven, the trick is to have the flame going (match etc.) before you open the door and turn on the gas you see, unfortunately the gas was already turned on so when he opened the door there was a whoomph and away went his eyebrows eyelashes, the first inch or so of his hair and all the hair from his bare arms. I am only offering this as an alternative to Fnaars excellent method.

This stretches credibility a bit but it is true...

My oldest kid brother was engaged in a petrol bomb fight - don't ask - I didn't, and he managed to set fire to his back and head. His 'adversaries' (employees) doused the flames and off he went to casualty minus a lot of hair claiming the injuries were due to the negligent use of an accelerant to light a garden bonfire. He was treated in A&E and the staff were astounded when he asked if sunbathing was a good idea as he was off to Spain for a month. They strongly advised him not to even dream of going and he strongly ignored their advice.

He returned from his basking with a full head of short hair and the only evidence that he'd had exposure to flames was a brand mark at the back of his neck from the gold chain that he wore.

 

[ayceejay]

I shall be forwarding these suggestions to the makers of the BIC razor first thing in the morning.

 

[tyred]

A little caustic soda goes a long way*

*Don't try this at home kids

 

[EltonFrog]

Desperate Dan stylee.

The days before the PC brigade.