Hurrah!

[wafflycat]

At last!

It's been a long wait.

Due to get a couple of ex-battery hens next weekend.

Off to put the hen house together!

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

We would have hens, but we already have a family of fox's.

 

[asterix]

At last!

It's been a long wait.

Due to get a couple of ex-battery hens next weekend.

Off to put the hen house together!

Is it terminal being an ex-battery hen? Do they have to be nailed onto their perches?

Sorry just a rather flat attempt at a joke

 

[Speicher]

At last!

It's been a long wait.

Due to get a couple of ex-battery hens next weekend.

Off to put the hen house together!

You could expect them to feel quite flat for the first few days.

 

[Renard]

We would have hens, but we already have a family of fox's.

Don't we just...

 

[Dayvo]

At last!

It's been a long wait.

Due to get a couple of ex-battery hens next weekend.

Off to put the hen house together!

When are you going to grill them?

 

[beanzontoast]

Remember, battery hens have to be connected the right way round or they can explode.

 

[mondobongo]

Something positive for the hens to look forward to then.

 

[rich p]

Always with the negative comments as usual.

Are they Dura (ace) cell or Ult-egg-ra?

Bleedin' 'ell, talk about contrived!

 

[gambatte]

Due to get a couple of ex-battery hens next weekend.

How much you being charged?

 

[wafflycat]

How much you being charged?

(50p a hen.. really!)

 

[marinyork]

Are you eggstatic or eggcited?

 

[wafflycat]

Definitely feeling broody

 

[TheDoctor]

Egg-sactly...

So, how do you like your eggs in the morning?

 

[gambatte]

unfertilized!! if that was a chat up!