Nigeyy
Legendary Member
- Location
- Massachusetts, USA
I am an intellectual and comic genius (unfortunately I've been a little off colour for the past couple of days, so that's why I haven't posted this revelation). Anyway, I went out for a drink with one of my daughter's friend's father. After consuming 5 more alcoholic beers than I usually have -for a total of 6 (my absolute all time record, ever) -I found:
i. I could speak eloquently and earnestly on any subject at all.
ii. And be incredibly knowledgeable about it too.
iii. I was witty. Oh my, how I and other people around me laughed heartily at my bon mots and witticisms.
iv. I felt thinner and better looking (and swear could feel some follicles when I brushed the top of my head with my hand). I also noticed many good looking people of the opposite sex in the bar too ("like keeps like company", mind you).
v. I was privvy to an out of body experience where space and time dimensions warped, causing time to just fly by and for other people to claim I said stuff that clearly I didn't.
Now you might say that this is unbelievable, but trust me, when I got home, my wife found me incredibly funny, and she even laughed -even though I wasn't saying anything (mental telepathy obviously). Even further proof of time warping was when she said "I haven't seen you like this in fifteen years".
Anyone else with this kind of experience at this time of year?
i. I could speak eloquently and earnestly on any subject at all.
ii. And be incredibly knowledgeable about it too.
iii. I was witty. Oh my, how I and other people around me laughed heartily at my bon mots and witticisms.
iv. I felt thinner and better looking (and swear could feel some follicles when I brushed the top of my head with my hand). I also noticed many good looking people of the opposite sex in the bar too ("like keeps like company", mind you).
v. I was privvy to an out of body experience where space and time dimensions warped, causing time to just fly by and for other people to claim I said stuff that clearly I didn't.
Now you might say that this is unbelievable, but trust me, when I got home, my wife found me incredibly funny, and she even laughed -even though I wasn't saying anything (mental telepathy obviously). Even further proof of time warping was when she said "I haven't seen you like this in fifteen years".
Anyone else with this kind of experience at this time of year?
