I forgot to wrap this.....

[vernon]

Sorted.

Wish me luck.

 

[welsh dragon]

Your going to need it. BIg time.

 

[cosmicbike]

Good luck, you may need it. Mind you, you cold say it's from Santa and you knew nothing about it...

 

[vernon]

My interpretation of The Last Supper...

 

[vernon]

Do you know Vernon, I'm really hoping I never meet Mrs Vernon - and not for the reason you might think.

She's charming, long suffering and beautiful.

I love her to bits.

 

[Dangermouse]

But hate the odour..........or you may be a special person and love it................ey........after all its only a fart

A follow through though is for a different forum and you should follow this link

www.crapperversion.com

 

[vernon]

I'm sure you do. I'd just be embarrassed for her.

She's got the hide of a rhinocerous and her retorts are more barbed than you can imagine.

 

[Mr Haematocrit]

She's got the hide of a rhinocerous and her retorts are more barbed than you can imagine.

If your gift's do not bring a smile to her face, I'm certain the compliments will

She sounds like an amazing and tolerant lady, count your blessings!
Personally there is less risk to my health associated with sticking my manhood in a blender, than telling my missus she has a hide of a rhinocerous

 

[biggs682]

@vernon just remember its the thought that counts

 

[vernon]

@vernon just remember its the thought that counts

I've stopped thinking....

 

[vernon]

I am typing this message on a braille keyboard.

I will not be posting many messages until the swelling go down and I can see properly again....

 

[Bollo]

You've taken one for the team Vern. No matter how crap our presents may have been, we could always reach for the iPad and say to our Dorises, "you think that's bad - look what this guy bought!"

 

[biggs682]

I am typing this message on a braille keyboard.

I will not be posting many messages until the swelling go down and I can see properly again....

@vernon hope you both had sprouts for lunch so they can get a good testing later